Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,

But she doesn't have a lot to say.

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,

But she changes from day to day.

I wanna tell her that I love her a lot,

But I gotta get a bellyfull of wine.

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl;

Someday, I'm gonna make her mine,

Oh, yeah; someday, I'm gonna make her mine.