She was a working girl

North of England way.

Now she's hit the big time

It the U.S.A.

And if she could only hear me

This is what I'd say

Honey pie you are making me crazy.

I'm in love but I'm lazy.

So won't you please come home.

Oh honey pie my position is tragic.

Come and show me the magic

Of your Hollywood song.

You became a legend of the silver screen

And now the thought of meeting you

Makes me weak in the knee

Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic

Sail asrocc the Atlantic

To be where you belong.

Will the wind that blew her boat

Across the sea

Kindly send her sailing back to me

Honey pie you are making me crazy.

I'm in love but I'm lazy.

So won't you please come home.