Well, you should see Polythene Pam,

She's so good looking but she looks like a man.

Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag.

Yes you should see Polythene Pam.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt,

She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt.

She's the kind of a girl that makes the News Of The World,

Yes, you could say she was attractively built.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.