March 10th [1814]
Thor's Day
On Tuesday dined with Rogers,—Mackintosh, Sheridan, Sharpe,—much talk, and good,—all, except my own little prattlement. Much of old times—Horne Tooke—the Trials—evidence of Sheridan, and anecdotes of those times, when
I
, alas! was an infant. If I had been a man, I would have made an English Lord Edward Fitzgerald.
Set down Sheridan at Brookes's,—where, by the by, he could not have well set down himself, as he and I were the only drinkers.
Sherry
means to stand for Westminster, as Cochrane
(the stock-jobbing hoaxer) must vacate. Brougham
is a
candidate
. I fear for poor dear Sherry. Both have talents of the highest order, but the youngster has
yet
a character. We shall see, if he lives to Sherry's age, how he will pass over the redhot plough-shares of public life. I don't know why, but I hate to see the
old
ones lose; particularly Sheridan, notwithstanding all his
méchanceté
.
Received many, and the kindest, thanks from Lady Portsmouth,
père
and
mère
, for my match-making. I don't regret it, as she looks the countess well, and is a very good girl. It is odd how well she carries her new honours. She looks a different woman, and high-bred, too. I had no idea that I could make so good a peeress.
Went to the play with Hobhouse.
Mrs
. Jordan superlative in Hoyden
, and Jones well enough in Foppington.
What plays
! what wit!—
hélas
! Congreve and Vanbrugh are your only comedy. Our society is too insipid now for the like copy. Would
not
go to Lady Keith's. Hobhouse thought it odd. I wonder
he
should like parties. If one is in love, and wants to break a commandment and covet any thing that is there, they do very well. But to go out amongst the mere herd, without a motive, pleasure, or pursuit—'sdeath! "I'll none of it." He told me an odd report,—that
I
am the actual Conrad, the veritable Corsair, and that part of my travels are supposed to have passed in privacy. Um!—people sometimes hit near the truth; but never the whole truth. H.
don't
know what I was about the year after he left the Levant; nor does any one—nor —— nor—nor—however, it is a lie—but, "I doubt the equivocation of the fiend that lies like truth!"
I shall have letters of importance to-morrow. Which, ——, ——, or ——? heigho!— —— is in my heart, —— in my head, —— in my eye, and the
single
one, Heaven knows where. All write, and will be answered. "
Since
I have crept in favour with myself, I must maintain it;"
but I never "mistook my person,"
though I think others have.
—— called to-day in great despair about his mistress, who has taken a freak of ——. He began a letter to her, but was obliged to stop short—I finished it for him, and he copied and sent it. If
he
holds out, and keeps to my instructions of affected indifference, she will lower her colours. If she don't, he will, at least, get rid of her, and she don't seem much worth keeping. But the poor lad is in love—if that is the case, she will win. When they once discover their power,
finita è la musica
.
Sleepy, and must go to bed.
Footnote 1:
Thomas, Lord Cochrane (1775-1860), eldest son of the ninth Earl of Dundonald, a captain in the Royal Navy, and M. P. for Westminster, had done brilliant service in his successive commands—the
Speedy, Pallas, Impérieuse
, and the flotilla of fire-ships at Basque Roads in 1809. In the House of Commons he had been a strong opponent of the Government, an advocate of Parliamentary Reform, and a vigorous critic of naval administration. In February, 1814, he had been appointed to the
Tonnant
for the American Station, and it was while he was on a week's leave of absence in London, before sailing, that the stock-jobbing hoax occurred.
During the days February 8-26, 1814, it seemed possible that Napoleon might defeat the Allied Armies, and the Funds were sensitive to every rumour. At midnight on Sunday, February 20, a man calling himself Du Bourg brought news to Admiral Foley, at Dover, that Napoleon had been killed by a party of Cossacks. Hurrying towards London, Du Bourg, whose real name was Berenger, spread the news as he went. Arrived in London soon after daybreak, he went to Cochrane's house, and there changed his uniform. When the Stock Exchange opened at ten on February 21, 1814, the Funds rose rapidly, and among those who sold on the rise was Cochrane. The next day, when the swindle had been discovered, the Stocks fell.
A Stock Exchange Committee sat to investigate the case, and their report (March 7) threw grave suspicion on Cochrane. He, his uncle, Cochrane Johnstone, a Mr. Butt, and Berenger, were indicted for a conspiracy, tried before Lord Ellenborough, June 8-9, and convicted. Cochrane was sentenced to a year's imprisonment and a fine of £1000. On the back of the note for £1000 (still kept in the Bank of England) with which he paid his fine on July 3, 1815, he wrote:
"My health having suffered by long and close confinement, and my oppressors being resolved to deprive me of property or life, I submit to robbery to protect myself from murder, in the hope that I shall live to bring the delinquents to justice."
Cochrane was also expelled from the House of Commons and from the Order of the Bath. There is little doubt that the circumstances were extremely suspicious. Those who wish to form an opinion as to Cochrane's guilt or innocence will find the subject of the trial exhaustively treated in Mr. J.B. Atlay's
Lord Cochrane's Trial before Lord Ellenborough
(1897).
Footnote 2:
Henry, Lord Brougham (1778-1868) acknowledged that he wrote the famous article on Byron's
Hours of Idleness
in the
Edinburgh Review
(Sir M.E. Grant-Duff's
Notes from a Diary
, vol. ii. p. 189). He lost his seat for Camelford in September, 1812, and did not re-enter the House till July, 1815, when he sat for Winchelsea. In the postscript of a letter written by him to Douglas Kinnaird, December 9, 1814, he speaks of Byron thus:
"Your friend, Lord B., is, in my opinion, a singularly agreeable person, which is very rarely the case with eminent men. His independent principles give him a great additional charm."
But the part which Brougham played in the separation, both as counsel and in society, infuriated Byron, who wrote of him in his letters with the utmost bitterness. (See also the passage, now for the first time published, from Byron's
Detached Thoughts
, on his Parliamentary experiences, p. 198,
of
note
.)
Footnote 3:
Dorothy Jordan (1762-1816) first appeared as "Phoebe" in
As You Like It
at the Crow Street Theatre, Dublin, in 1777. After acting in provincial theatres, she made her
début
on the London stage at Drury Lane (October 18, 1785) as "Peggy" in Garrick's
Country Girl
, an expurgated version of Wycherley's
Country Wife
. During the season she appeared also in six of her best parts: "Miss Hoyden" in
The Trip to Scarborough
, "Priscilla Tomboy" in
The Romp
, "Hypolita" in
She would and she would not
, "Mrs. Brady" in
The Irish Widow
, "Viola" in
Twelfth Night
, and "Rosalind" in
As You Like It
. Her last appearance on the London stage was as "Lady Teazle" in
The School for Scandal
, at Covent Garden, June 1, 1814. A list of her principal characters is given by Genest (
English Stage
, vol. viii. pp. 432-434). As a comic actress, Mrs. Jordan was unrivalled; her voice was perfect; and her natural gaiety irresistible. Sir Joshua Reynolds preferred her to all other actresses as a being "who ran upon the stage as a playground, and laughed from sincere wildness of delight." In genteel comedy, critics like Genest (
English Stage
, vol. viii. p. 431) and Leigh Hunt (
Dramatic Essays
, ed. 1894, p. 82) agree that she failed, perhaps, as the latter suggests, because she was so "perpetually employed" in "broad and romping characters."
In private life Mrs. Jordan was chiefly known as the mistress of the Duke of Clarence, to whom she bore ten children. She died at St. Cloud, July 3, 1816.
The play acted at Covent Garden, March 10, 1814, was Sheridan's
Trip to Scarborough
, which is a close adaptation of Vanbrugh's
Relapse
. The performance is thus described in the
Courier
, March 11, 1814:
"Mrs. Jordan, the only Miss Hoyden on the stage, supported that character with unabated spirit. In every scene, from her soliloquy on being locked up, which was delivered with extraordinary naïveté, both with reference to her tones, her emphasis, and her action, until the consummation of the piece, the house was shaken by loud and quick-succeeding peals of laughter. The style in which she expressed Hoyden's rustic arithmetic, 'Now, Nursey, if he gives me six hundred pounds a-year to buy pins, what will he give me to buy petticoats?' was uncommonly fine. The frock waving in her hand, the backward bound of two or three steps, the gravity of countenance, induced by a mental glance at the magnitude of the sum, all spoke expectation, delight, and astonishment."
Footnote 4:
Macbeth
, act v. sc. 5.
Footnote 5:
Richard III
, act i. sc. 2, line 259.
Footnote 6:
Ibid.
, line 253.
