They cannot read, and so don't lisp in criticism;

Nor write, and so they don't affect the Muse;

Were never caught in epigram or witticism,

Have no romances, sermons, plays, reviews,—

In Harams learning soon would make a pretty schism,

But luckily these Beauties are no "Blues;"

No bustling Botherby [229] have they to show 'em

"That charming passage in the last new poem:"