And therefore humbly I would recommend

"The curious in fish-sauce," before they cross

The sea, to bid their cook, or wife, or friend,

Walk or ride to the Strand, and buy in gross

(Or if set out beforehand, these may send

By any means least liable to loss),

Ketchup, Soy, Chili-vinegar, and Harvey,

Or, by the Lord! a Lent will well nigh starve ye;