With saddest music all day long

   She soothed her secret sorrow:

At night she sighed “I fear ’twas wrong

   Such cheerful words to borrow.

Dearest, a sweeter, sadder song

   I’ll sing to thee to-morrow.”

I thanked her, but I could not say

   That I was glad to hear it:

I left the house at break of day,

   And did not venture near it

Till time, I hoped, had worn away

   Her grief, for nought could cheer it!

My dismal sister!  Couldst thou know

   The wretched home thou keepest!

Thy brother, drowned in daily woe,

   Is thankful when thou sleepest;

For if I laugh, however low,

   When thou’rt awake, thou weepest!

I took my sister t’other day

   (Excuse the slang expression)

To Sadler’s Wells to see the play

   In hopes the new impression

Might in her thoughts, from grave to gay

   Effect some slight digression.

I asked three gay young dogs from town

   To join us in our folly,

Whose mirth, I thought, might serve to drown

   My sister’s melancholy:

The lively Jones, the sportive Brown,

   And Robinson the jolly.

The maid announced the meal in tones

   That I myself had taught her,

Meant to allay my sister’s moans

   Like oil on troubled water:

I rushed to Jones, the lively Jones,

   And begged him to escort her.

Vainly he strove, with ready wit,

   To joke about the weather—

To ventilate the last ‘on dit’—

   To quote the price of leather—

She groaned “Here I and Sorrow sit:

   Let us lament together!”

I urged “You’re wasting time, you know:

   Delay will spoil the venison.”

“My heart is wasted with my woe!

   There is no rest—in Venice, on

The Bridge of Sighs!” she quoted low

   From Byron and from Tennyson.

I need not tell of soup and fish

   In solemn silence swallowed,

The sobs that ushered in each dish,

   And its departure followed,

Nor yet my suicidal wish

   To be the cheese I hollowed.

Some desperate attempts were made

   To start a conversation;

“Madam,” the sportive Brown essayed,

   “Which kind of recreation,

Hunting or fishing, have you made

   Your special occupation?”

Her lips curved downwards instantly,

   As if of india-rubber.

“Hounds in full cry I like,” said she:

   (Oh how I longed to snub her!)

“Of fish, a whale’s the one for me,

   It is so full of blubber!”

The night’s performance was “King John.”

   “It’s dull,” she wept, “and so-so!”

Awhile I let her tears flow on,

   She said they soothed her woe so!

At length the curtain rose upon

   ‘Bombastes Furioso.’

In vain we roared; in vain we tried

   To rouse her into laughter:

Her pensive glances wandered wide

   From orchestra to rafter—

Tier upon tier!” she said, and sighed;

   And silence followed after.

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