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| Who would be a chaperone? | Frontispiece |
| He would fling himself on his knees before her, never noticing the dog | 14 |
| I left them at it | 16 |
| He went with her and made himself ridiculous at the dressmaker’s | 20 |
| Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life? | 26 |
| Are we so sure that art does elevate? | 38 |
| The artist knew precisely the sort of girl that ought to be there | 42 |
| A man’s work ’tis till set of sun, but a woman’s work is never done! | 52 |
| Does the lady out shopping ever fall in love with the waiter at the bun-shop? | 56 |
| Woman has been appointed by Nature the trustee of the children | 58 |
| Comparing himself the while with Molière reading to his cook | 80 |
| The singer may be a heavy, fleshy man with a taste for beer | 84 |
| It is the fool who imagines her inhuman | 100 |
| It seized a natural human passion and turned it to good uses | 104 |
| She suggested that poets and novelists should take service for a year in any large drapery or millinery establishment | 106 |
| Who is it succeeds in escaping the law of the hive? | 126 |