The misunderstood Father.

Fresh Air Funds will be started for sending parents away to the seaside on visits to kind bachelors living in detached houses, miles away from Children.  Books will be specially written for us picturing a world where school fees are never demanded and babies never howl o’ nights.  Societies for the Prevention of Cruelty to Parents will arise.  Little girls who get their hair entangled and mislay all their clothes just before they are starting for the party—little boys who kick holes in their best shoes will be spanked at the public expense.