"He can't have known!" said Mrs Bosenna early next morning, sitting in a high-backed chair beside the kitchen-table. Her face was slightly flushed, and the toe of her right shoe kept an impatient tap-tap on the flagged floor. "He can't possibly have known."
"We'll hope not," said Dinah. "It's thoughtless, though—put it at the best: and any way it don't speak too well for his past."
"He may have bought it, you know," urged Mrs Bosenna; "late in life."
"Well, he's no chicken," allowed Dinah; "since you put it like that."
"I wasn't referring to Captain Hunken, you silly woman. I meant it."
"Eh?" said Dinah. "Oh!—him?"
"'Him' if you like," Mrs Bosenna mused. "It can't possibly be a female, can it?"
"I should trust not, for the sake of a body's sex . . . to say things like that. Besides, I've surely been told somewhere—in the 'Child's Guide to Knowledge,' it may have been—that the females don't talk at all."
"Are you sure of that?"
"Pretty sure. It was something unnatural anyhow; or I shouldn' have remembered it."
"Well, and if so," said Mrs Bosenna, "one can see what Providence was driving at, which is always a comfort. . . . I was wondering now if you mind going and carrying him out to the garden somewhere. He couldn't take harm in this weather,—under the box-hedge, for instance."
Dinah shook her head. "I couldn', mistress; no really!"
"The chances are," said Mrs Bosenna persuasively, "he wouldn't say anything,—anything like that again, not in a blue moon."
"He said it to me first, and he said it to me again not ten minutes later. But, o' course, if you're so confident, there's nothing hinders your goin' and takin' him where you like. If you ask my opinion, though, he don't wait for no blue moons. He turns 'em blue as they come."
Mrs Bosenna tapped her foot yet more pettishly. "It's perfectly ridiculous," she declared, "to be kept out of one's own parlour by a bird! Go and call in William Skin, and tell him to take away the nasty thing."
"And him with a family?"
"He's hard of hearin'," said Mrs Bosenna.
"It's a hardness you can t depend on. I've knowed William hear fast enough,—when he wasn't wanted. He'll be wantin' to know, too, why we can't put the bird out for ourselves: his deafness makes him suspicious. . . . And what's more," wound up Dinah, "it won't help us, one way or 'nother, whether he hears or not. We shall go about thinkin he's heard; and I tell ye, mistress, I shan't be able to face that man again without a blush, not in my born life."
"It's perfectly ridiculous, I tell you!" repeated Mrs Bosenna, starting to her feet. "Am I to be forced to breakfast in the kitchen because of a bird?"
"Then, if so be as you're so proud as all that, why not go back to bed again, and I'll bring breakfast up to your room."
"Nonsense. Where d'ye keep the beeswax? And run you up to the little store-cupboard and fetch me down a fingerful of cotton-wool for my ears. I'll do it myself, since you're such a coward."
"'Tisn't that I'm a coward, mistress—"
"You're worse," interrupted her mistress severely.
"You never ought to know anything about such words, and it's a revelation to me wherever you managed to pick them up."
Dinah smoothed her apron. "I can't think neither," she confessed, and added demurely, "It could never have been from the old master, for I'm sure he'd never have used such."
Mrs Bosenna wheeled about, her face aflame. But before she could turn on Dinah to rend her, the sound of a horn floated up from the valley. Dinah's whole body stiffened at once. "The post!" she cried, and ran forth from the kitchen to meet it, without asking leave. Letters at Rilla Farm were rare exceedingly, for Mrs Bosenna made a point of paying ready-money (and exacting the last penny of discount) wherever it was possible; so that bills, even in the shape of invoices, were few. She had no relatives, or none whom she encouraged as correspondents, for, as the saying is, "she had married above her." For the same reason, perhaps, she had long since stopped the flow of sentimental letters from the girl-friends she had once possessed in Holsworthy, Devon. If Mrs Bosenna now and again found herself lonely at Rilla Farm in her widowhood, it is to be feared the majority of her old acquaintances would have agreed in asserting, with a touch of satisfied spite, that she had herself to blame,—and welcome!
"There's two!" announced Dinah, bursting back into the kitchen and waving her capture. "Two!—and the Troy postmark on both of 'em!"
"Put them down on the table, please. And kindly take a look at the oven. You needn't let the bread burn, even if I am to take breakfast in the kitchen."
"But ain't you in a hurry to open them, mistress?" asked Dinah, pretending to go, still hanging on her heel.
"Maybe I am; maybe I ain't." Mrs Bosenna picked up the two envelopes with a carelessness which was slightly overdone. They were sealed, the pair of them. She broke the seal of the first carefully, drew out the letter, and read—
"HONOURED MADAM,—You will doubtless be surprised—"
She turned to the last page and read the subscription—
"Yours obediently,"
"TOBIAS HUNKEN."
"Who's it from, mistress?" asked Dinah, making pretence of a difficulty with the oven door.
"Nobody that concerns you," snapped Mrs Bosenna, and hastily stowed the letter in the bosom of her bodice. She picked up the other. Of that, in turn, she broke the seal—
"HONOURED MADAM,—"
The handwriting was somewhat superior.
"HONOURED MADAM,—You will doubtless be surprised by the purport of this letter; as by the communication I feel myself impelled to make to you—"
Mrs Bosenna, mildly surprised, in truth, turned the epistle over.
It was signed—
"Your obedient servant,
"CAIUS HOCKEN."
She drew the first letter from her bodice. After the perusal of its first few sentences her cheeks put on a rosy glow.
But of a sudden she started, turned to the first letter again, and spread it on her lap.
"Well, if I ever!" breathed she, after a pause.
"A proposal! I knew it was!" cried Dinah, swinging about from the oven door.
Mrs Bosenna, if she heard, did not seem to hear. She was holding up both letters in turn, staring from the one to the other incredulously. Her roseal colour came and went.
"Them and their parrots! I'll teach 'em!"
Before Dinah could ask what was the matter, a bell sounded. It was the front door bell, which rang just within the porch.
Dinah smoothed her apron and bustled forth. It had always been her grievance—and her mistress shared it—against the nameless architect of Rilla farmstead, that he had made its long kitchen window face upon the strawyard, whereas a sensible man would have designed it to command the front door in flank, with its approaches. This mistake of his cost Dinah a circuit by way of the apple-room every time she answered the porch bell; for as little as any porter of old in a border fortress would she have dreamed of admitting a visitor without first making reconnaissance.
A minute later she ran back and thrust her head in at the kitchen-door.
"Mistress," she whispered excitedly, "it's them!"
"Oh!" exclaimed Mrs Bosenna, as the bell jangled again. "They seem in a hurry, too." She smiled, and the smile, if the curve of her mouth forbade it to be grim, at any rate expressed decision. She picked up the two letters and slipped them into her pocket. "You can show them in."
"Where, mistress?"
"Here. And, Dinah, nothing about the post, mind! Now, run!"