ERNEST ROGER HALBARD MELTON’S RECORD—Continued.

And now re the remaining one of Sir Geoffrey’s children, Roger.  He was the third child and third son, the only daughter, Patience, having been born twenty years after the last of the four sons.  Concerning Roger, I shall put down all I have heard of him from my father and grandfather.  From my grand-aunt I heard nothing, I was a very small kid when she died; but I remember seeing her, but only once.  A very tall, handsome woman of a little over thirty, with very dark hair and light-coloured eyes.  I think they were either grey or blue, but I can’t remember which.  She looked very proud and haughty, but I am bound to say that she was very nice to me.  I remember feeling very jealous of Rupert because his mother looked so distinguished.  Rupert was eight years older than me, and I was afraid he would beat me if I said anything he did not like.  So I was silent except when I forgot to be, and Rupert said very unkindly, and I think very unfairly, that I was “A sulky little beast.”  I haven’t forgot that, and I don’t mean to.  However, it doesn’t matter much what he said or thought.  There he is—if he is at all—where no one can find him, with no money or nothing, for what little he had he settled when he came of age, on the MacSkelpie.  He wanted to give it to her when his mother died, but father, who was a trustee, refused; and Uncle Roger, as I call him, who is another, thought the trustees had no power to allow Rupert to throw away his matrimony, as I called it, making a joke to father when he called it patrimony.  Old Sir Colin MacSkelpie, who is the third, said he couldn’t take any part in such a permission, as the MacSkelpie was his niece.  He is a rude old man, that.  I remember when, not remembering his relationship, I spoke of the MacSkelpie, he caught me a clip on the ear that sent me across the room.  His Scotch is very broad.  I can hear him say, “Hae some attempt at even Soothern manners, and dinna misca’ yer betters, ye young puddock, or I’ll wring yer snoot!”  Father was, I could see, very much offended, but he didn’t say anything.  He remembered, I think, that the General is a V.C. man, and was fond of fighting duels.  But to show that the fault was not his, he wrung my ear—and the same ear too!  I suppose he thought that was justice!  But it’s only right to say that he made up for it afterwards.  When the General had gone he gave me a five-pound note.

I don’t think Uncle Roger was very pleased with the way Rupert behaved about the legacy, for I don’t think he ever saw him from that day to this.  Perhaps, of course, it was because Rupert ran away shortly afterwards; but I shall tell about that when I come to him.  After all, why should my uncle bother about him?  He is not a Melton at all, and I am to be Head of the House—of course, when the Lord thinks right to take father to Himself!  Uncle Roger has tons of money, and he never married, so if he wants to leave it in the right direction he needn’t have any trouble.  He made his money in what he calls “the Eastern Trade.”  This, so far as I can gather, takes in the Levant and all east of it.  I know he has what they call in trade “houses” in all sorts of places—Turkey, and Greece, and all round them, Morocco, Egypt, and Southern Russia, and the Holy Land; then on to Persia, India, and all round it; the Chersonese, China, Japan, and the Pacific Islands.  It is not to be expected that we landowners can know much about trade, but my uncle covers—or alas! I must say “covered”—a lot of ground, I can tell you.  Uncle Roger was a very grim sort of man, and only that I was brought up to try and be kind to him I shouldn’t ever have dared to speak to him.  But when was a child father and mother—especially mother—forced me to go and see him and be affectionate to him.  He wasn’t ever even civil to me, that I can remember—grumpy old bear!  But, then, he never saw Rupert at all, so that I take it Master R--- is out of the running altogether for testamentary honours.  The last time I saw him myself he was distinctly rude.  He treated me as a boy, though I was getting on for eighteen years of age.  I came into his office without knocking; and without looking up from his desk, where he was writing, he said: “Get out!  Why do you venture to disturb me when I’m busy?  Get out, and be damned to you!”  I waited where I was, ready to transfix him with my eye when he should look up, for I cannot forget that when my father dies I shall be Head of my House.  But when he did there was no transfixing possible.  He said quite coolly:

“Oh, it’s you, is it?  I thought it was one of my office boys.  Sit down, if you want to see me, and wait till I am ready.”  So I sat down and waited.  Father always said that I should try to conciliate and please my uncle.  Father is a very shrewd man, and Uncle Roger is a very rich one.

But I don’t think Uncle R--- is as shrewd as he thinks he is.  He sometimes makes awful mistakes in business.  For instance, some years ago he bought an enormous estate on the Adriatic, in the country they call the “Land of Blue Mountains.”  At least, he says he bought it.  He told father so in confidence.  But he didn’t show any title-deeds, and I’m greatly afraid he was “had.”  A bad job for me that he was, for father believes he paid an enormous sum for it, and as I am his natural heir, it reduces his available estate to so much less.

And now about Rupert.  As I have said, he ran away when he was about fourteen, and we did not hear about him for years.  When we—or, rather, my father—did hear of him, it was no good that he heard.  He had gone as a cabin-boy on a sailing ship round the Horn.  Then he joined an exploring party through the centre of Patagonia, and then another up in Alaska, and a third to the Aleutian Islands.  After that he went through Central America, and then to Western Africa, the Pacific Islands, India, and a lot of places.  We all know the wisdom of the adage that “A rolling stone gathers no moss”; and certainly, if there be any value in moss, Cousin Rupert will die a poor man.  Indeed, nothing will stand his idiotic, boastful wastefulness.  Look at the way in which, when he came of age, he made over all his mother’s little fortune to the MacSkelpie! I am sure that, though Uncle Roger made no comment to my father, who, as Head of our House, should, of course, have been informed, he was not pleased.  My mother, who has a good fortune in her own right, and has had the sense to keep it in her own control—as I am to inherit it, and it is not in the entail, I am therefore quite impartial—I can approve of her spirited conduct in the matter.  We never did think much of Rupert, anyhow; but now, since he is in the way to be a pauper, and therefore a dangerous nuisance, we look on him as quite an outsider.  We know what he really is.  For my own part, I loathe and despise him.  Just now we are irritated with him, for we are all kept on tenterhooks regarding my dear Uncle Roger’s Will.  For Mr. Trent, the attorney who regulated my dear uncle’s affairs and has possession of the Will, says it is necessary to know where every possible beneficiary is to be found before making the Will public, so we all have to wait.  It is especially hard on me, who am the natural heir.  It is very thoughtless indeed of Rupert to keep away like that.  I wrote to old MacSkelpie about it, but he didn’t seem to understand or to be at all anxious—he is not the heir!  He said that probably Rupert Sent Leger—he, too, keeps to the old spelling—did not know of his uncle’s death, or he would have taken steps to relieve our anxiety.  Our anxiety, forsooth!  We are not anxious; we only wish to know.  And if we—and especially me—who have all the annoyance of thinking of the detestable and unfair death-duties, are anxious, we should be so.  Well, anyhow, he’ll get a properly bitter disappointment and set down when he does turn up and discovers that he is a pauper without hope!

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To-day we (father and I) had letters from Mr. Trent, telling us that the whereabouts of “Mr. Rupert Sent Leger” had been discovered, and that a letter disclosing the fact of poor Uncle Roger’s death had been sent to him.  He was at Titicaca when last heard of.  So goodness only knows when he may get the letter, which “asks him to come home at once, but only gives to him such information about the Will as has already been given to every member of the testator’s family.”  And that is nil.  I dare say we shall be kept waiting for months before we get hold of the estate which is ours.  It is too bad!

Letter from Edward Bingham Trent to Ernest Roger Halbard Melton.

176, Lincoln’s Inn Fields,
December 28, 1906.

Dear Sir,

I am glad to be able to inform you that I have just heard by letter from Mr. Rupert St. Leger that he intended leaving Rio de Janeiro by the S.S. Amazon, of the Royal Mail Company, on December 15.  He further stated that he would cable just before leaving Rio de Janeiro, to say on what day the ship was expected to arrive in London.  As all the others possibly interested in the Will of the late Roger Melton, and whose names are given to me in his instructions regarding the reading of the Will, have been advised, and have expressed their intention of being present at that event on being apprised of the time and place, I now beg to inform you that by cable message received the date scheduled for arrival at the Port of London was January 1 prox.  I therefore beg to notify you, subject to postponement due to the non-arrival of the Amazon, the reading of the Will of the late Roger Melton, Esq., will take place in my office on Thursday, January 3 prox., at eleven o’clock a.m.

I have the honour to be, sir,
Yours faithfully,
Edward Bingham Trent.

To Ernest Roger Halbard Melton, Esq.,
Humcroft,
Salop.

Cable: Rupert Sent Leger to Edward Bingham Trent.
Amazon arrives London January 1.  Sent Leger.

Telegram (per Lloyd’s): Rupert Sent Leger to Edward Bingham Trent.

The Lizard,
December 31.

Amazon arrives London to-morrow morning.  All well.—Leger.

Telegram: Edward Bingham Trent to Ernest Roger Halbard Mellon.

Rupert Sent Leger arrived.  Reading Will takes place as arranged.—Trent.

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